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A Dedication to Madao.


Now, this is the story all about how

my life got flip-turned upside down

and I’d like to take a minute

listen to my story of woe

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Kabukicho

In the north part of Edo, born and raised

at the top is where I spent most of my days

chillin out maxin’ all rich and fly

with my wife Hatsu, who’s a PRETTY COOL GUY

when a certain dumb prince

who was up to no good

his pet caused some trouble in the neighborhood

I got in one little fight, and my wife got upset

she said, “I’m leaving” and I fell into a pile of debt

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed her suit case and went her own way

She gave me a kiss and then she left with a ticket

I saw a tin can and said, “I might as well kick it…”

Now I’m here, this place smells like ass

Drinking cheap drinks and passin some gas

Is this what the people of Edo living like?

Hmmmmm this is so NOT alright

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don’t think so

You know my old man stench

I hope they’re prepared for the prince of the park bench 

Well uh, Musashi’s carriage stopped and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a debt collector with my name out

I ain’t trying to get arrested yet.

I just got here!

I sprang with the quickness, like lightning disappeared

I called for some help and when it they came near

There was a perm guy, megane, girl with china gear

If anything I can say is that these three got no dough

But I thought ‘Man forget it’ - “Yo home to Kabukicho”

I stopped up to the park about seven or eight

And I yelled to Musashi ‘Yo homes smell ya later’

I looked to my kingdom

And what do you know?

To sit on my throne as the MADAO of Kabukicho

I hope you like it. ;) It’s the first one I made. I’m probably gonna make one for the other Ask Gintama people. =D

- submitted by Tamara


ooc: AHHH this is so great