A Dedication to Madao.
Now, this is the story all about how
my life got flip-turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute
listen to my story of woe
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Kabukicho
In the north part of Edo, born and raised
at the top is where I spent most of my days
chillin out maxin’ all rich and fly
with my wife Hatsu, who’s a PRETTY COOL GUY
when a certain dumb prince
who was up to no good
his pet caused some trouble in the neighborhood
I got in one little fight, and my wife got upset
she said, “I’m leaving” and I fell into a pile of debt
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed her suit case and went her own way
She gave me a kiss and then she left with a ticket
I saw a tin can and said, “I might as well kick it…”
Now I’m here, this place smells like ass
Drinking cheap drinks and passin some gas
Is this what the people of Edo living like?
Hmmmmm this is so NOT alright
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
You know my old man stench
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of the park bench
Well uh, Musashi’s carriage stopped and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a debt collector with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightning disappeared
I called for some help and when it they came near
There was a perm guy, megane, girl with china gear
If anything I can say is that these three got no dough
But I thought ‘Man forget it’ - “Yo home to Kabukicho”
I stopped up to the park about seven or eight
And I yelled to Musashi ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked to my kingdom
And what do you know?
To sit on my throne as the MADAO of Kabukicho
I hope you like it. ;) It’s the first one I made. I’m probably gonna make one for the other Ask Gintama people. =D
- submitted by Tamara
ooc: AHHH this is so great